6 Via Porta Fuga.  Quite a fancy address, for our modest digs.  Whole load of historical resonance.  Think of it this (linguistic) way:

Fuga: escape / flight / break / getaway / fugitive.  Italian: fuggitivio m (feminine fuggitiva)

Put them all together and you get a low-down, old-fashioned exit:

After marching victoriously across central Italy, in 217 BC Hannibal passes by our place in retreat.  (Tradition says.)

Attributed to Cicero: “Hannibal ante portas“ (“Hannibal is at the gates!”).  Advice to the old boy, should he scamper home after ten: “Jiggle the key.”