To: Reb, my Excel Queen
From: Carlo, a courteous driver
Re: Whenever windy? = “Vento” (& not “pinto,” U backseat idiot)
Date: Morning, Day 1 in Spoleto

To: jt, the daft Memo King
From: Our Friendly Clerk, Anonymous Still
Re: Forever Clueless? = “Hurry Up, Please, It’s Time to Mind the Gap” (in other words, to drop the English references and get crackin’ on your Italian)
Date: Afternoon, Day 1 in Spoleto