Apparently, someone at the Rome Hilton has mistaken us for significant donors to the Clinton Foundation with a direct line to Huma Abedin. At least, that is the way I fear it will be reported in the AP story on the scandalous suite they have given us.

From the corner of our playground, past the bathrobe on the king-size bed, to my dear wife standing in the “parlor” (beside the workspace), the distance is a multiple of meters that escapes all comprehension even when converted to pixels.